Howard the Duck (1986)
Paul Guilfoyle: Lieutenant Welker
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[Howard has escaped]
Lieutenant Welker : How the hell am I gonna explain a manhunt for a duck?
Officer Hanson : It's a duck hunt.
Lieutenant Welker : Ah, yes, please don't, don't, don't start, please, please...
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Lieutenant Welker : [to Howard] You are gonna go play sitting duck in a jail cell.
Officer Hanson : Lieutenant - what's the charge, sir?
Lieutenant Welker : Illegal alien!
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Beverly : Excuse me, are you in charge here?
Lieutenant Welker : Yeah, why?
Beverly : Well, I want to know why they're harassing Howard.
Lieutenant Welker : Who's Howard?
Beverly : He had nothing to do with it. Howard, Howard is just an innocent, um...
Lieutenant Welker : "Thing"?
Beverly : No. Duck.
Lieutenant Welker : Just an innocent duck?
[Beverly nods]
Lieutenant Welker : [to Officer Hanson] No wonder why I'm asking for early retirement.