Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
Laura Waterbury: Female Cop
Quotes
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[Wayne shows Diane the shrunken couch]
Diane Szalinski : [excited] Are you saying... it works? The machine works?
[Wayne nods]
Diane Szalinski : Do the kids know?
Wayne Szalinski : Well, yeah, the kids know.
Diane Szalinski : That's great!
Wayne Szalinski : No, it's not that great.
Diane Szalinski : Why?
Wayne Szalinski : I shrunk the kids.
Diane Szalinski : ...What?
Wayne Szalinski : And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big, they're in the backyard.
Diane Szalinski : *What*?
Wayne Szalinski : I threw them out with the trash.
[just as Diane grabs hold of Wayne, the doorbell rings. Wayne opens the door to two police officers]
Wayne Szalinski : Yes?
Female Cop : Did uh, you report two missing children?
Wayne Szalinski : Oh, there must be some mistake. Our children are in the backyard. Right, honey?
[Diane faints]