Knocked Up (2007)
Kristen Wiig: Jill
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Quotes
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Jack : ...there's gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don't get... one of them: Gym membership.
Alison Scott : You want me to lose weight?
Jack : [laughing] No, I don't want you to lose weight!
Jill : No, uh, we can't legally ask you to do that.
Jack : We didn't say lose weight... I might say tighten.
Alison Scott : Tight?
Jack : Tighter.
Jill : Just liked toned and smaller.
Jack : Don't make everything smaller, I don't wanna generalize that way... tighter.
Jill : We don't want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. Y'know, by eating less.
Alison Scott : OK.
Jill : We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20.
Alison Scott : 20.
Jill : And then weigh that much.
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Jill : Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah.
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Jack : We decided that, we want you to be on camera.
Alison Scott : Oh my god, really?
Jill : I know, I was so surprised too.
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Jill : This is Hollywood. We don't like liars.
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Jack : So, we did some research, and, turns out, people like pregnant.
Alison Scott : Oh my God!
Jack : The bigger you are, the bigger your numbers.
Jill : I was surprised, because I feel the opposite.
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Jill : [walking past Alison] Hey, Alison, great job.
Alison Scott : Oh, thanks!
Jill : [walking away] ... for you...