M*A*S*H (1972–1983)
Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
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Quotes
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Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
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Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
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B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?