Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
Robert Oliveri: Nick Szalinski
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Quotes
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Nick Szalinski : Where'd you learn artificial respiration?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : French class, kid.
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[last lines]
Nick Szalinski : Hey wait! I get it! FRENCH CLASS!
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Amy Szalinski : I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.
Nick Szalinski : I don't think we're in the food chain anymore, Dorothy.
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Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : [as the kids eat an Oreo, now gigantic to them] They're never going to believe this at school.
Nick Szalinski : Yeah, I can just see the note to the teacher: "Dear Miss Mason, Nick is not absent. He's pinned to this note".
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Amy Szalinski : Good night, Russ.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Good night, Amy.
Nick Szalinski , Ron Thompson : [pause, then mockingly] Good night, Amy!
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Nick Szalinski : When we crashed, my entire life flashed before my eyes. It didn't take too long.
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Nick Szalinski : We're now a quarter of an inch tall, and 64 feet from the house. That's an equivalent of three-point-two miles. That's a long way. Even for a man of science.
Amy Szalinski : Nick, I've got six hours to get home, get big and get to the mall. Now get moving.
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Nick Szalinski : We could be anywhere now.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : I think we're still in your yard.
Nick Szalinski : How do you know?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Any other yard the grass would be shorter.
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Nick Szalinski : Have a ball, baby.
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Nick Szalinski : I'm on a special diet. No toxic waste.
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Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : [the ground starts shaking] EARTHQUAKE!
Nick Szalinski : No, worse... LAWNMOWER!
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[Nick has fallen into a flower, full of pollen]
Amy Szalinski : Nicky! Get out of there! You're allergic to pollen!
Nick Szalinski : [sniffing the pollen] It's too big! I'm too little to breathe it in.
[sniffs it again, then sneezes]
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Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : He hit a baseball through your attic window...
Amy Szalinski : He what?
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : It shouldn't have been closed in the first place. It's a nice day!
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : We'll get it fixed okay? We'll take it out of his allowance all right?
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : My allowance? Dream on!
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Okay, we'll just have dad pay for it huh?
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : We'll take it out of my allowance... Now give me my ball back.
Nick Szalinski : Until you pay, no man shall pass.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : You've got nothing to say about it, *space boy*!
Amy Szalinski : Cool it! Nick, take him upstairs and get him his ball. And clean up the mess.
Nick Szalinski : [incredulous] What?
Amy Szalinski : [impatiently] Do it, Nick! I don't have time to mess around.
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Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : Hey Szalinski, ever do anything normal? Like play baseball?
Nick Szalinski : Nope. Baseball is for mortals.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : Maybe you could be the base.
Nick Szalinski : Maybe you could be the mound.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr. : Ronald, lug your stuff!
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : Later, worm.
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Nick Szalinski : Help! Don't eat me!
[screams]
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Nick Szalinski : [sees Quark] It's Quark!
[whistles until Quark sees them]
Nick Szalinski : Oh, no!
Amy Szalinski : What is it, Nick?
Nick Szalinski : [observes the Thompsons' cat jumping from the fence] It's that stupid cat of theirs!
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : Our cat is not stupid!
Nick Szalinski : [sees Quark being chased back in the house] It just chased Quark away!
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : It's Russ's stupid cat...
[his last word turns to panic as the stem tips over]
Amy Szalinski : Hang on, Nick!
Nick Szalinski : I can't! I'M SLIPPING!
[Nick falls into a flower full of pollen]
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[after they were shrunked by his father's shrunk machine]
Amy Szalinski : Nick, what did you do?
Nick Szalinski : Me? It was his ball!
Ron Thompson : Shut up, wimp!
Nick Szalinski : We have to get dad. He'll know what to do.
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Nick Szalinski : [Ron lights a torch from cigarette ashes] Cool! Now we can see in the dark!
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : Hey, Antie look! Headlights!
[Antie wiggles his antennae in curiosity]