Mr. Show with Bob and David (1995–1998)
Jill Talley: Various, Margaret Holden
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Quotes
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Bob : [trips over box] Goddamnit!
Mrs. Applesway : [gasps] Language!
Bob : Jimmy! What the hell is this young man?
David : I know?
Bob : I'll tell you what it is! It's a box of big black dildos. You and your sister were supposed to put these out last night.
David : I'll do it later.
Bob : You'll do it now!
[hits Jimmy with a dildo]
David : Ow!
Bob : And next time you'll get more than a dildo in the head!
David : Stupid dildos.
Bob : Don't blame the dildos!
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Jill Talley : Sad songs are nature's onions.