Third Watch (1999–2005)
Kim Raver: Kim Zambrano, Self
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Quotes
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Jimmy : I can't believe you were hooking up with Boscorelli.
Kim : We weren't "hooking up"... What?
Jimmy : You always jumped me the hardest when we had the worst nights.
Kim : That's not true.
Jimmy : Look... I care about you. I just don't want to see anyone take advantage of you, that's all.
Kim : We were talking.
Jimmy : Well then he seriously needs to get his suspension looked at.
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Carlos : I would think people would covet me as a partner.
Kim : Covet?
Carlos : I know my stuff, I don't get in the way, I'm not above doing some of the dirty work. I definitely know the medical, the paperwork's not a problem. I'll drive if you want, I'll ride if you want. I'm flexible, and flexible is what you want in a partner. You remember that.
Kim : Oh yeah, not to mention sexist, self-absorb, juvenile...
Carlos : Juvenile?
Kim : Yeah, Joey's more mature than you.
Carlos : Don't even bring that up... You're a juvenile!
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[about Bobby]
Kim : He was just being a good Samaritan, and look where that got him.
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Kim : Hot damn, I love this job!
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Kim : I'm not spending the next five years of my life having Joey listen to his mom audition husbands on the other side of the wall.
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Yokas : Hey, you're wearing a vest.
Kim : Yeah, my ex-husband's idea of a birthday gift.
Yokas : Yeah, I usually get a dustbuster or something equally romantic.
Kim : Yeah, a dustbuster I could use. This thing is just hot and uncomfortable. Not to mention it looks like I'm wearing a barrel.
Bosco : You look pretty good to me.
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[to Bobby]
Kim : You know what? You're gonna end up one of those lonely old guys shuffling around the park feeding stale rolls to pigeons.
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Coach Capri : This isn't Campfire Girls. It's a contact sport. That's why they call it hockey.
Kim : Yeah, you said that already. What, is your needle stuck?
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[after someone shoots Rudy in the back of the police car]
Kim : You guys sure you're okay?
Yokas : Yeah, I'll let you know when my ass unpuckers.
Bobby : Mine wouldn't until April.
Yokas : Who would want to hurt Rudy Granger?
Bosco : Obviously someone who wants me to have a really bad day.
Davis : I bet you Rudy'd say his day was worse.
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[Kim is showing off new boots that she got]
Kim : Laugh all you want now, but you're gonna be begging for a pair of these puppies next time we have to stand in the snow for two hours.
Doc : When do we ever have to stand in the snow for two hours?
Bobby : Never.
Jimmy : What the hell are those?
Bobby : Kim's entering the Iditarod.
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Kim : [Sam is laying in the middle of the road] Oh great, a human speed bump.
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Doc : [about Carlos] Either of you know what the hell he was doing on that pole?
Taylor : No, but I wish I had some photos.
Kim : Walsh said he heard him screaming for someone to call 9-1-1.
Taylor : You're kidding.
Doc : It's not funny, guys.
Taylor : Oh come on, Doc, it is too funny.
Kim : [imitating Carlos] "Call 9-1-1!"
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Kim : I never really thought about it. Lieutenant Zambrano, Lieutenant. Lieu.
Carlos : Ooh, I just got chicken skin.
Kim : Hey Lieu, got a minute?
Carlos : It's a strange coincidence, don't you think? The two
[Doc and Kim]
Carlos : of you get on the promotion list at the same time.
Kim : It's a test, Carlos. A civil service exam.
Carlos : Yeah, but I mean, you know, what were you doing, having secret study groups or something? You could have at least told me about it.
Kim : You're certifiable, you know that?
Carlos : Oh, that means a lot coming from you, Lieu.
Kim : Oh shut-up.
Carlos : Yes sir.
Kim : What the hell is chicken skin?
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Kim : You're delusional Carlos. You can't even pass a woman without making some juvenile creepy comment. If you "accidentally" ever touched any part of my body, I'd want to be boiled.
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Grace Foster : I am gonna jump out of my skin.
Kim : Oh, I'm sorry, Grace. You want me to run someone over so you can go out and patch them up?
Grace Foster : Well, you'd have to hit them pretty good for it to be interesting.
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[after a car accident]
Kim : How's your breathing?
Aaron Noble : Pretty good, pretty good, yours?
Kim : You lose consciousness at all?
Aaron Noble : Well, once in the 60s. But, ah well, it was the 60s.
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Kim : Why would you leave if you were hurt?
Aaron Noble : I don't know. I get frequent bleeder miles at another hospital.
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Kim : 'Hold this crystal'? A guy is bleeding out of his leg, how's holding a crystal gonna help him?
Holly Levine : When he was holding the crystal he wasn't thinking about his leg.