- Chaz: Besides, I never mess up a kid's head, especially when his mom's in the shop.
- Honey: [Chuckles] He's eight. That would have made me 14. I'm not that kind of girl.
- Chaz: My bad.
- Honey: We just peoples.
- Raymond: Yeah, we peoples.
- Chaz: You peoples? Playa, playa, how'd you swing that? I've been tryin' to be her peoples for weeks. Ain't had no luck.
- Raymond: I got flow.
- [All laughing]
- Chaz: I got flow too. You don't think I got some flow?
- Raymond: Maybe not as much as me.
- Michael Ellis: Katrina is the shit. She just did Ginuwine's new video.
- Missy Elliott: I don't care if she just showed Michael Jackson how to Harlem shake. I said I want Honey. Honey Daniels. Duh.
- Gina: Well, there's only one world - the real world - and in that world if a man takes a woman out on a Friday night in her hooker heels and she can't bring her homegirl, he tryin' to get some booty.
- Missy Elliott: [to limo driver] You big dummy! How the hell you don't know how to get to the BQE? Let me tell you something: If you make me miss my hook-up with miss Honey Daniels, I'm gonna barbeque your Big-Bird-looking, Men-In-Black-wannabe, driving Miss Daisy ass!
- Barber: [watching Honey leave Chaz's Barber Shop, where Chaz has just unsuccessfully asked Honey out on a date] Let us pray. Heavenly Father, please bless Chaz with game IMMEDIATELY.
- Michael Ellis: Bitch, how you gonna play me like that? Oh. Oh, I see. I see. You're one of those.
- Honey: I'm not one of anything. I'm just not up for this.
- Chaz: ...I found something that I truly love, that truly makes me happy. That's a million times better than something that makes you rich.
- Honey: I want you to fire 'em. I want you to tell them why you're not using 'em.
- Michael Ellis: What makes you think I care what you want?
- Honey: It was everything I always wanted. But when I had got it, it felt like nothing, less than nothing.
- Missy Elliott: You, you need to call M.C. Hammer and let him know you're stealing his stuff. Ya'll two crazy people in here.
- Michael Ellis: I got you a new choreographer for this video.
- Ginuwine: For real? Who?
- Michael Ellis: This girl right here.
- [Honey chokes on her drink]
- Louie: [deleted scene] Please tell me I didn't just hear the word audition.
- Honey: Saturday.
- Louie: Honey, you're killing me. Saturday's our busiest day.
- Honey: I know, but if I get this, it'll change my life, Louie.
- Louie: So would the manager's job. Better pay, benefits.
- Honey: Please?
- Louie: [sighs] You can have the afternoon.
- Honey: [she kisses him on the cheek] Thanks. You're the best.
- Louie: Yeah.
- Benny: Look, yo. There's people that good things happen to. And there's people that good things don't happen to. That's just the way it goes.