Jim Street: Hey. Lab's taking an inventory on what was stolen. We should hear back from them soon.
Dominique Luca: Okay.
Jim Street: But get this. Those tipsters from earlier?
Dominique Luca: Yeah, I was just about to tell them I fast-tracked their records request.
Jim Street: I was looking into them.
Dominique Luca: What is that? Is that a UFO?
Jim Street: They aren't journalists. They're conspiracy theory YouTubers.
Dominique Luca: You lied.
Ira: Uh, we recontextualized. Technically, we do report information to five million subscribers.
Jim Street: Five million?
Eric: Requests take months for civilians. Can't blame us for spotting an opportunity to use a shortcut.
Jim Street: What do you guys want with the logs anyway? I mean, what happened back in 2016?
Eric: On the night of June 10, 2016, I was crashing at Ira's, and we saw it. Just hanging there in the night sky, our first unidentified flying object.
Ira: We started looking into close encounters for folks all over the country, but the viewers wanted the details of our origin story.
Eric: And we didn't know how to prove what we'd seen. Then we thought, the ship was huge, and it was hovering over the city for six full minutes.
Jim Street: So you figure, other people must've seen it, and if someone called 911, that'd back your story. You guys know there's no such thing as UFOs, right?
Eric: Tell that to the Navy and their cockpit videos that just got declassified.
Ira: What we saw that night was oblong and defied physics as we know it.
Eric: It's what made us start our YouTube channel, exposing the things the government tries to keep hidden.
Dominique Luca: There's one problem, fellas. SWAT's not in the paranormal investigation business.
Eric: Hey, we made a deal. If our video was useful, we get the logbook.
Ira: Can you honestly say it didn't help you?