Despicable Me (2010)
Elsie Fisher: Agnes
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Quotes
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Margo : Hello? Cookies for sale!
Gru : Go away, I'm not home!
Margo : Uh, yes, you are. I heard you.
Gru : No, you didn't. This... is a recording.
Margo : [scoffs] No, it isn't.
Gru : Yes, it is. Watch this. Leave a message. Beep!
[Edith kicks the door, causing Gru to scream in pain]
Agnes : Goodbye, recorded message.
Margo : [off-screen] Agnes, come on!
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Agnes : [singing] Unicorns, I love them. Unicorns, I love them. Uni uni unicorns, I love them. Uni unicorns, I could pet one if they were really real. And they are! So I bought one so I could pet it. Now it loves me, now I love it. La lala la la...
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Margo : Oh, uh, can we get stuffed crust?
Edith , Agnes , Jerry the Minion , Stuart the Minion : OOOOHHHH, stuffed crust.
Gru : I'll stuff you all in the crust!
[Agnes giggles]
Agnes : You're funny!
Gru : Just don't come out of that room again!
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Gru : Clearly we need to set some rules. Rule number one: You will not touch *anything*.
Margo : Aha. What about the floor?
Gru : Yes, you may touch the floor.
Margo : What about the air?
Gru : Yes, you may touch the air.
Edith : What about this?
[holds a ray gun in her hands, the laser sight aimed right at Gru]
Gru : [screams, holding a frying pan for protection] Where did you get that?
Edith : [shrugs] Found it.
[Gru takes it away from her]
Gru : Okay, rule number two: You will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?
Agnes : Does this count as annoying?
[lets go of Margo's hand and puckers her cheeks]
Gru : [stops Agnes] Very!
[sighs, irritated]
Gru : I'll see you in six hours.
[leaves the kitchen]
Margo : Okay, don't worry. Everything is going to be fine. We're gonna be really happy here. Right...? Agnes?
[She and Edith turn and see Agnes scarfing from the bowl on the floor marked "food."]
Agnes : [mouth full] Mmm?
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Agnes : Cool, lets go destroy some other games!
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Agnes : Just one more! I accidentally closed my eyes.
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[after Vector refuses to hand over the girls]
Gru : [leaning into the camera] Listen close, you little punk! When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!
Vector : [laughing sarcastically] Ooh, I'm really scared!
[Gru punches the video camera, making Vector jump and fumble to hold on to the shrunken moon]
Agnes : [smugly] He is gonna kick your butt.
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[saying their prayers before bed]
Margo : And please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep.
Edith : And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains!
Agnes : Ugh!
Margo : Great. Thanks for that image, Edith.
Agnes : And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, and that the mommy and daddy will be nice... and have a pet unicorn.
[Margo and Edith roll their eyes]
Agnes : Amen.
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Miss Hattie : Now, go clean something of mine.
[Margo, Edith and Agnes trudge out, passing the Box of Shame]
Margo , Edith , Agnes : Hi, Penny.
Penny : [from inside] Hi, guys.