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Franklin (2024)
Funny and awkward
Michale Douglas as Franklin is one of the weirdest casting choices of all time, its weird and Awkward, he is doesn't look and act as Benjamin, he is just Douglas doing an impersonating Benjamin, that's sad, this show takes place in France and it's always obscure, there is not sun there, there is always this mist in every shot, i went to Paris last year and there is not like that, its very sunny, the plot here its just people talking to trying to convince someone to join or to do something, there are just talking and talking and its tired to be honest
The grandson of Benjamin is just a filler he and his plot line of him trying ti fix with his new cool friend, a very average show tbh.
Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)
My favorite of the trilogy
Love this movie, one of the best bro movies and a pioneer of action movies in the 90s its just an amazing piece of media and congratulations to the director and cast for making an amazing movie with a lot of funny moments and im so sad its over, i want more of this but the other two movies are bad i don't like them, i miss Bruce Willis and i wish a he is in pace with his family and friends and his little galgo doggy, love the man i i don't want him to suffer, ok so this is me saying goodbay, just watch this movie please, its a very special movie for me and for my papa, its for the whole family.
The Fall Guy (2024)
Fun and silly
Another good movie by Leitch, he is a very good action director, the other department lack of course but overall this was a very enjoyable experience, Gosling and Blunt are amazing but they are not compatible as a movie couple at least for me, the action sequences are very good especially the neon in the club and the one in the trailers, they are pretty good Gosling is really an action star and a very handsome fellow, the villains are also very good but a little cliqué, they are just your typical bad gys but both actors (Johnson and the apple tv show football show girl) are nice and very charismatic
Overall pretty damn good and maybe as good as bullet train.
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Meh
Very meh to be honest, this didn't age well, it was kinda the same as the first one (that's not even that goo, its kinda overrated) but worst, the villain is the shawshank guy but he is not memorable like Rickman and the action are a little over the top even for this franchise, its like im watching fast and furious 10, Bruce Willis was amazing and funny like always, i love the guy and tue ghostbusters guy was funny too,definitely the best part of this thing, the plane last sequences was kinda cool not gonna lie, but overall its just a unnecessary success of a movie, i don't this is anything special as my wife thinks.
Boy Kills World (2023)
This is not the Raid
This is a very average action violent movie but it fails in every aspect, history is cliche and generic, the fighting its not as violent as it need to be, the humor its not funny it just boring, the action sequences are kinda boring and they don't hipe you, this is obviously a directorial debut, its kinda boring to be honest, the best part of the movie was the final revelation but even that it was expected, SamaraWeaving it was supposed to be in this mess but she was busy so she didn't appear and i love that girl, but its ok I guess, im glad she is not in this mess, she is a better actress than the Downton Abbey british girl.
Lousy Carter (2023)
If you relate to this character, you need help
One of the most pathetic characters in any media, he is just a pathetic guy but the saddest part is that 50% of the people are like this, they are just wasting breath and space, and the other 50% are the ones who need to make the world moving, and thats not an easy task, but its necessary and im definitely here to help that half of the population to find their ways, they are just lost and they need a guide and that's why im here, so if you are willing to help, or if you need help, im here for you and i hope everything improve with your life, we only live once lets make the world a better place ok.
X-Men '97 (2024)
Enjoyable but weird pacing
A very well made nostalgic cartoon for adults and kids, but with a pacing problem, some obscure moments como after some comic ones and vice versa, and that's practically my only problem with the show to be honest, i like everything, animation, sound, voice acting and some of the acting sequences are jaw dropping, i eyaculate with the end of episode 5
I like that nightcrawler is a lot in this show, im not a fan of gambit, i just don't like the guy, he is annoying and a simp, Magneto and the professor both are amazing and very well in here, the creators know tue essence of those very complex characters,
8/10 definitely amazing and worth watching.
Arkitekten (2023)
Amazing underrated norway show
A little show with a lot of meanings and a very powerful capitalist message, there is something that we have in common with the female protagonist, we are just always look for ourselves and we just ignore the other people, we are just in a game where we feel that we need to always win, we are predators in this savage world, and unfortunately we are just monster
That's why you always need to think about the others, its ok to be goos people guys, lest stop the war and the fighting and lest be better individuals, we need to live in this awful worlds, the least we need to do is be better persons.
Kusuriya no hitorigoto (2023)
Amazing story
One of the best female protagonists in any anime, she is similar than Freiren, both are strong and very smart beautiful women, there are not a lot of main leads like these two and in the same year 2023-2024 we have both that are excellent
This show has a lot of complex characters and its true the episodes can feel episodic, its not that bad because everyone in the show it's somehow connected to each other, the storylines are powerful and some are tragic and that makes the journey very enjoyable, there is not a villain villain here, there are just bad and good people, there are some nasty personality's here overall a great anime 9/10.
Sasquatch Sunset (2024)
One of the worst of all time
Awful movie tbh it was disgusting, sasquatch sex is disgusting and i dont like looking at their buttholes, i don't even know which character is Jesse and the other actress to be honest, it was just a dumb movie and it was stupid to watch , i feel more stupid after watching this things not gonna lie, i just don't know why this movie exists and why we are watching it
The camara work and script were atrocious, there is not even a script, there are no dialogue, no trama, it was just a bad idea, Hollywood its doom, they are just doom, nothing can chance after that, they are doom and that's ok I guess.
Palm Royale (2024)
Its ok
Ricky Martin was the only reason i watched this to be honest and maybe Laura Dern, i just didn't enjoy this show too much, its just average and not very well acted, im kinda sad that this is not very goos because the cast it's just amazing but ok, i can do anything about that to be completely honest, its just not very interesting and it doesn't look good it looks kinda sheap, i guess the budget was limited but some of the outfits they don't look very good, but its ok I guess, its a show for old ladies and they are not very nitpicking to be honest, ok that's all goodbay thanks for reading my review.
Sabrina (1954)
The first romantic comedy
This is the godfather of comedian and romantic movies for me, its just a classic, Hepburn it's just beautiful and every men dreams of marrying her, she is just a goddess in mu humble opinion, i love her voice, her legs, her acting and talent, she is just the whole packet and she was my first love, she is just an amazing person and will he forever alive in my heart and in my mind, love her so much and she is my favorite actress, the story us the basic romantic comedy storyline but doesn't matter because Hepburn it amazing in everything she does and you know it, overall average movie to be honest.
Challengers (2024)
Amazing and horny
If a movie makes you hard three times it because its doing something good, this is the best sexual drama of the year, its going to become a classic just like fatal attraction and the other 90s Michael Douglas sexual movies, i love this movie, the 3 main actors are incredible, especially Connor, he is the best of the movies for me, Zendaya as a Femme Fatale its just hot AF
Luca is becoming one of the best directors working today just like Ari and Yurgos, these 3 are the future of cinema, Scorsese can be at ease because cinema is alive and we are lucky to be alive to witness this masterpiece of movies.
La vie d'Adèle (2013)
Best romantic drama of all time?
Best romantic movie i have ever seen, the sex scenes, the music, the acting its just perfection, these two actresses are amazing, i love this film those two make this film work and i know why the two girls won the palm de oro alongside the director in cannes, they never do that
Lea and Adele are one of the best couple in movies, everything about them feel real and authentic, i love the looks, the touches, the kisses its like they are really in love, the age gap doesn't really matter, its just a movie, stop exaggerating guys,
The sex scenes are probably the best sex scenes of all time, they make you feel alive, wonderful performances.
Blood for Dust (2023)
Ok breaking bad lookalike movie
It was ok, a couple of well know faces a average script and a mediocre director it's everything you need to make a movie this age, nothing interesting nothing new it's just the same basics idea combined of every crime movie of the last 10 years. I can make something better than this after watching a lot of crimes movies i know i can,
Kit Harrington outside of Game Of Thrones its bad, his career its just bad, I feel bad for the guy first he lost the love of his life, the queen of dragons and now his career its just mediocre and forgettable such a shame, so sad that makes me feel, i wanna cry tbh.
Grizzly Man (2005)
He didn't deserve this
He was a caring and a good guy he deserves more, if you care about animals you are automatically a good person, This guys was a hero, so ok i know maybe you don't feel sympathy for him, but he was a caring human being and deserve our respect, so stop saying mean things to him. Especially if you are not vegan, that's the true for everything, so i hope everything changes and we can respect this magnificent beasts, goodbay Timothy and goodluck in the heaven of bears where you probably are, i love you and you deserve the world and i will pray for you in the lonely nights, love you my guy, bless. You.
Sôsô no Furîren (2023)
Manga is better
Manga is better but this still a very solid show, with a little dragging in the middle, 28 episodes its a weird number for a show to be honest and this anime its aa proof that less its something better, 24 episodes would have been better for one reason, just put the tournament thing in the beginning of the second season, the priest character its quickly gone and that's bad because he its the member that the main team of character its lacking, that's why i was kinda sad that he is gone the other direction, come on mangaka, just put his destination the same as Frieren but that's me just being nitpicking, overall best anime of 2023-2024.
Elizabeth (1998)
Boring
Just a simple and not very interesting historical movie with a average Cate performance to be honest m, this is definitely the worst oscar nomination by her, she didn't enjoy making this, i now know why Meryl Strepp didn't wanted to appear in this movie
Ok now lets talk about ex footballer Eric Cantona, he and Cassel are the best part of this movie, they are amazing and i hate united, im a gunner myself, Joseph Finess did this movie a year before Shakespeare in love and he is excellent as a horny love interest pf our queen, this movie lacks something, i think this film lacks Judi Dench in the cast.
Knox Goes Away (2023)
Good solid thriller
Keaton second directorial, he is also the protagonist, he is great in this, he has dementia just like Bruce Willis, he is good in that aspect, you believe he has dementia
Pacino and Marcia have little and interesting cameos, they are not important, the best actor in the whole thing is Marsten from the sonic movies, he is actually pretty believable as the son of the killers Knox
The camera work and dialogue are ok I guess, the things that make this work for me was the plot, its very unexpected and i really didn't expect that ending, i really likes the ending, watch this movie next Sunday when you have nothing better to do.
Reacher (2022)
He is the next Arnold
This guy its huge he is probably the next Arnold, Alan has everything he is handsome, funny, buff and has charisma unlike Stallone or Rourke, he has everything to be a daddy action hero and this show proof's that, he sleep with a different girl every season, he kills the bad guys, he is everything we guys want to be, he has the ladies and the brothers to help him in his missions, and he delivers , if he says that he is going to throw someone out of a plain, he is definitely doing it, he is a terminators and we need him, i hope the next season its in my state, the always great Michigan i will wait for him.
Forooshande (2016)
Fantastic
Powerful movie and amazing acting, im glad id did win oscar for best foreign movie, im in love with this director, this and the separation are pretty good, im excited to watch the other 7 movies tbh, im super happy for this director, he is amazing and i hope Hollywood can apreciate that we need more directors from Iran, anyways thats all
The final sequence its one of the best sequences pf all time but the credits music ruined completely tue atmosphere for me, bad choice of music for the credits can be very punishing for this, lets hope everything its good in the end for the old man, he is a bad person but he is probably a good dad and husband, people like that exist even if you don't believe, maybe you are one of those awful people, sho knows?
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)
Entertaining
A very beautiful looking movie with fantastic action sequences. Im amazed, everyone looks amazing, Kong, Baby kong, Godzilla and the evil monkey.
The humans like always are kinda boring, a mute girl a otaku, the typical short hair girl and some kind of Animal Dentist, the girl and the vet are an ex couple, nobody cares about that to be honest
The final fight it's incredible, everything else it's generic, so that's everything i have to say, there is cameo but im not ruining the surprise for you, overall that's all, happy thanksgiving everyone, goodbay and good night. Watch this movie, guys, just watch it ok.
I'm Not There (2007)
Weird AF
Didn't understand nothing just as Dylan songs, weird but the performance are incredible and very well done, specially Blanchett and Bale, the little guy didn't know that actor but he is barely in here, Ledger was amazing too same as Gere this is my top Bod Dylans
1. Cate
2. Bale
3. Ledger
4. Gere
5. James Bond one
6 little guy
I enjoy this not gonna lie, but i just need help to undertand, i need someone to help me to understand the movie, if it is a girl it would be better actually, anyways i put my hotmail here if you want to help me undertand the movie ladys
Jonsitoa thanks girls. Bay adios ok.
Humane (2024)
Very bad and mediocre
Boring and nothing new here, is just another boring family fighting against each other, im watching this everyday in my family, my mother fighting over with my dad because of her thinking he cheat on her, my sister and the psychological problems and food problems, my brother and his depression and my grandma with her dementia, my family is a mess, but we are together, that's what family do, they stick together, this movie family is just weak and immaturity that's why in proud of my family
Sorry i needed to get this off my chest, im suffering right here, i seriously need help, any kind of help to be honest.
Tsubaki Sanjûrô (1962)
Ok movie
My least favorite by now Kurosawa movie, its not that deep and there is not a lot if interesting things happening m, he is only there protecting this weak guys and the MC is kind of annoying in an annoying way, nit a lot of action and lack of substance
7/10 solid, even a mediocre movie like this its a 7/10 that's tells you everything about Akira and why he is the best director of all time, anyways, the girls in this movie were funny and the villain was kind of a douche, that's all, im happy i saw this and now i can forget and continue my Kurosawa marathon. No one is going to read this review.