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Physical: 100 (2023)
Premise awesome... follow through?
What started as an awesome idea, had ZERO follow through. The number of amazing athletes that were eliminated by sheer luck is what ruined this show. There should never have been a single "group" activity. You had tremendous athletes with amazing strength and endurance stuck on teams of females in the middle of a strength contest. Poor guys knew they had ZERO chance.
First, as much as people want to cry, they needed to divide the sexes. Females in one group, men in another. All contests should have been single contests where contestants could only rely on themselves. Being stuck in a group of worthless contestants is terrible. The guy who finally "won" had a flabby gut and love handles. Like I said, we need a redo of this show. But nix the group challenges and divide the genders!
Letterkenny (2016)
How?
How did this show go from a solid 9 or 10 in the earlier seasons to whatever the heck it is now?! This show has nosedived so hard there's no excuse. They're shoehorning the character Rosie in now who is easily the weakest link of the show. She can't act, she has no dramatic or comedic timing. The best parts of the show have been minimalized and now the worst parts are being forefronted. Poor Dary has basically been dumped from the show and has little to no lines now. Squirrelly Dan is barely in it. I have no reason to come back for a Season 12. People need to learn now to be loyal to a show that isn't loyal to you. You can't say one negative thing about this show without being attacked by the virtue signaling mob.
If you've never watched this show, watch Seasons 1-5, maybe a couple others but then write it off.
Troll (2022)
Laughably Stupid
So in movies like this, I don't expect the Godfather.... but I do expect something. I can accept the premise that trolls have been sleeping underground etc etc. But it is so dumb. You literally have people staring at the troll, you have a person say hey that looks like a troll, then 8 people in the movie go you're crazy, that's not a troll. So what is it? Let's discuss what the troll in front of us is? Does anyone know what kinda troll that troll thing might be. But don't call it a troll. It's like how in every zombie movies the people in the movie live in an alternate reality where they've never heard of zombies before.
Oh we're facing a 100 foot tall giant made of rock... let's attack the obviously armored creature with 5.56 Nato rounds.... that'll do the trick. Oh he destroyed all of us.... oh... I have ammo left and the creature has calmed down... let me shoot at it again! Ooops I'm dead.
Mayor of Kingstown: The Lie of the Truth (2022)
8 amazing episodes then.... this???
Garbage episode. How? How did you do this to the show? Went from a solid 9 to 1 in record timing. Nothing madr sense. All over the place. All the guards are untrained and the prisoners are apparently Navy Seals with cheat codes activated.
I'm assuming between the preaching and the nonstop killing of guards, this episode was made solely for the purpose of satiating the blood lost of Hollywood liberals need for killing cops. Disgusting.
The L Word: Generation Q (2019)
Generation M
For mental illness. Story about a generation circling the drain. How much lower can every show get? A race to the bottom. Which will get there first? Garbage in. Garbage out.
Creepshow: Drug Traffic/A Dead Girl Named Sue (2021)
The real horror....
Is the insane amount of propaganda in these episodes. Lord have mercy, they're not even trying to make it scary anymore. The whole concept that this was supposed to be a horror series has been completely forgotten.
Dexter: New Blood (2021)
Wow that was a bad first start.
When they start with checking all their little boxes I know it's going to be bad. Hollywood isn't learning. They just keep doubling down and destroying show after show and movie after movie. This should have been the easiest comeback ever. Instead I don't know what I watched but it was bad. I probably won't be returning for anymore episodes.
Amphibia: Anne or Beast?/Best Fronds (2019)
Wow
First episode, main character is shown shoplifting. How far have we fallen that this is shown as normal? Some of us still work for a living and don't get our stuff from robbing, stealing, or looting. Thanks for the immorality in a children's show.
WandaVision (2021)
Disney really paying for those 10/10 reviews
Title says it all. This show is garbage. There's no way this show deserves an average 8/10 rating. I'm assuming some angry woke activists purposely tried to drive the score up or Disney is really paying to flood it with 10/10.
Monsterland (2020)
Stop it!
So tired of every sack of crap from Hollywood. We get it. You're soooo artsy fartsy, so much better than the rest of America. Every episode is melodramatic garbage trying to "make a point"... sometimes people just want a God d*mn monster show!!!
Medium (2005)
Lowest common denominator
A stupid show made for stupid people. This is the equivalent of pop music in TV show form. The poor husband made to deal with this psychotic nutjob, grab the kids and run. Have the divorce papers delivered.
FBoy Island (2021)
Appalling
Like a cancer. It's like this generation is fighting to be the first ones to the bottom. How low can we go? How much worse can things get? Sickening. I'm no prude, but this has to stop. It's not empowering, it's disgusting for both men and women.
The World's Most Amazing Vacation Rentals (2021)
Fake @$$ Influencers
Do your self a favor and look at all the high scoring reviews. Click their names. You'll see they're all single review shill accounts from Netflix. They're paid to increase the score especially in dreadful garbage like this. Without the fake high scores this show would be sitting around 2-3.
Sweet Tooth (2021)
Welp I tried.
Boring. Slow. Miserable. You want to drown the kid by episode 2.
Listen hear all you netflix bots giving this a 10 with every rating and every review saying exactly the same thing.
Funny, I looked at all your review histories. This is the only movie all the "10"s reviewed.
Last Man Standing: Your Move (2021)
In 9 years...
We've watched loser Kristin go from barely managing waiting tables to becoming a CEO? I'm sorry but no. This includes the loser liberal baby daddy who goes from jobless loser to corporate big shot. Running a Marijuana store, meh, believable. But Kristin has ZERO knowledge, abilities, or anything that would make you believe or think she should be running anything. That place will be filing bankruptcy in a year...
Spontaneous (2020)
Over a dozen conservative jokes
We get it. You're an edgy liberal. You're funny and different and no one could be exactly like you except all the other other liberals you are exactly like. One stupid Republican/Conservative/Trump joke after another in a movie about highschoolers randomly exploding. Room of 8 people just checking their phones within 30 minutes of the garbage movie starting.
Shadow in the Cloud (2020)
No Hollywood.
This stuff is getting worse and worse every year. This hilarious obsession has to stop.
Captain Marvel (2019)
March 10, 2019
On March 10, 2019 thousands of fake 8,9, and 10 star reviews were created to artificially inflate the score of this trash movie. Go ahead look for yourself. They are bot reviews from people who have never reviewed a movie before basically repeating the exact same lines over and over again in a lame attempt to defraud the imdb rating system. This movie was absolutely terrible and the rating should reflect that. This movie shouldn't be over a 5.
Soul (2020)
Meh...
A movie full of 10 star reviews because everyone is afraid to say it wasn't that good. And Tina Fey...ugh just terrible.