2/10
Yawn
18 May 2024
I really wish I had watched a lifetime movie instead. The actors make all the same noises and do all the same things, but at least there is a plot and a little bit of murder. The only time mirder was close wax when male Sasquatch was holding a chicken over a bear trap.

I'm very surprised by all the "this movie is brilliant" reviews. Why??? I could literally watch this movie in reverse and it would have the same effect of nothingness. Maybe that's what the director was going for. A feeling of wasted time with absolutely nothing happening.

Literally these Sasquatches are so dumb and annoying. I'm glad my 23 and me DNA test didn't reveal that I'm 33 percent Sasquatch.

Anyway, save your time or don't and watch this.
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